I did the last-minute Valentine’s day card shopping today. Albertsons was out of cards (at least the kind I could give to my wife), but there were about 10 guys in the aisle trying to figure out how to make what was there work for their special someone. Disappointed, I went to Walgreens, which still had a good selection of cards, though most of them were very large.
The guy in the aisle with me kept grabber progressively larger cards, and so I made the effort to inform him that most women say that size doesn’t matter, which he found not funny at all. I was amused by the fact that he walked away with a 8x14 card after I made the comment — apparently size matters to him (or to his wife/girlfriend).
Happy Valentine’s Day!