It snowed a lot here in Denver. On the news, they keep running a list of all the schools that are closed — it seems to go on forever. Why not just list the schools that are open? Certainly the list would be shorter, but then I (you) wouldn’t have to watch the channel for 20 minutes to see if the school I am (you are) worried about is closed. The really funny part is that they list all of the school closures after telling you every 15 minutes that entire school districts are closed (there are just not that many private schools in Colorado). Best bet is to just look on the internet and save yourself the agony of watching the same news reporters continue to tell you that it’s snowing.